Late Night with Conan O'Brien
airdate: May 13, 2005
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Spader: The chimp attacked them. I mean, ripped the man to shreds.
Conan: They're soulless bastards.
Spader: All they want to do is masturbate and throw feces at you.
High school was weird. It was a tough time for everybody.
Spader: You have the most fantastic hair
I must tell you, I was watching backstage and you can do anything with it.
Spader: Bill and I spooning, wrapped around each other in bed,
where you smell their smells. Pillow talk.
Spader: The story in LA was really frightening. Three chimps coming out - this couple had a birthday cake for their old pet chimp who also had become unruly like Michael Jackson's -
Conan: The minute you're bringing a birthday cake to your pet chimp - just stop the story right there.
Spader: *cracking up* I know, I know - hahaha.
Conan to Quentin Tarantino, after Spader left: He smells like goulash with peppermint in it.
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